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These D.C. Diners Are (Really, Truly) Actual Diners

Save the boozy milkshakes and small plates for another day.

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|R. Lopez

The term "diner" gets thrown around a lot in D.C. It's a problem because real diners adhere to somewhat strict standards. First, the food has to be greasy, and the options should be nearly unlimited — usually about eight menu pages or more.

Then, there's the inexpensive price point. Diners are there for the working man, the retiree, the off-duty cop, and the 20-something who can barely afford rent. States like New Jersey and Pennsylvania have figured this out. Their diners are located on busy highways or in city centers and run on a 24-hour cycle.

Here's what a diner certainly is not: diners should not be"flexitarian"(sorry: Silver Diner). They don't serveboozy milkshakes and fancy Pop-Tarts(sorry: Ted's Bulletin). Usually, they also avoid food trends at all costs, as well as things like"small plates"(sorry: The Diner).

Now, back to the basics. A diner is a gathering place for the most important meal of the day —” breakfast — and it's quick, convenient, cheap, and filling. So, in honor of Eater breakfast week, here are the D.C. diners that are truly diners.

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American City Diner

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In upper Northwest, the American City Diner offers blue plate specials and themed movie nights.

Barnside Diner

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Look for the red roof off the Little River Turnpike. Barnside Diner serves diner staples and operates 24/7.

Bob & Edith's Diner

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After decades of service, Virginians are still staunchly loyal to Bob & Edith’s. Order the 2-2-2 special— homemade biscuits, steak, and eggs.

City Diner

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City Diner offers breakfast around-the-clock. The portions are huge, and the menu skews Mediterranean for lunch and dinner.

College Park Diner

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Another 24/7 spot is College Park Diner. It's a favorite for college students at nearby University of Maryland.

Deli City

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Don't be fooled by the name. Deli City is actually a diner-esque restaurant with some of the best scrapple in D.C. Also, be sure to pay your respects to Ms. Delores, a life-long employee who helps manage the restaurant.

Florida Avenue Grill

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The Florida Avenue Grill calls itself the "oldest soul food restaurant in the world." It’s also a greasy spoon where it's worth saddling up to the bar. It’s the kind of place where it's customary to order a half-smoke as a side.

Jimmy T's Place

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A favorite for Capitol Hill residents, Jimmy T’s is a cash-only, tightly packed diner that's known primarily for it’s reliable service and low prices.

Lincoln's Waffle Shop

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The downtown area is mostly devoid of diners, which is why Lincoln’s Waffle Shop is so essential. It’s located across from Ford’s Theater and is known for dishes like home fries and waffles, of course.

Metro 29 Diner

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This Arlington diner has a distinctly New York vibe, but it definitely passes on pretentiousness. Instead you get breakfast all day, plus late-night hours.

Nick's Diner

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Nick’s Diner is family-owned and operated since it started serving breakfast more than 34 years ago. It has a historic status in Wheaton, and it’s a cash-only spot, open seven-days-a-week for breakfast and lunch.

Osman & Joe's Steak 'n Egg Kitchen

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This place doesn't have the look and feel of a classic diner, but it's a Tenleytown institution with cheap, late night dining.

Pete's Diner

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Politicians can’t agree on much, but they do agree Pete’s is the place for breakfast. The diner is a come-as-you-are favorite for Hill staffers. It also makes a mean bulgogi.

Plato's Diner

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Another College Park favorite is Plato’s, a Greek diner that specializes in gyros and Greek omelets.

Tastee Diner

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Tastee Diner has two locations in Bethesda and Silver Spring. It’s open 24-hours a day, and each booth comes with its own jukebox. The hotcakes are the main attraction here.

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American City Diner

In upper Northwest, the American City Diner offers blue plate specials and themed movie nights.

Barnside Diner

Look for the red roof off the Little River Turnpike. Barnside Diner serves diner staples and operates 24/7.

Bob & Edith's Diner

After decades of service, Virginians are still staunchly loyal to Bob & Edith’s. Order the 2-2-2 special— homemade biscuits, steak, and eggs.

City Diner

City Diner offers breakfast around-the-clock. The portions are huge, and the menu skews Mediterranean for lunch and dinner.

College Park Diner

Another 24/7 spot is College Park Diner. It's a favorite for college students at nearby University of Maryland.

Deli City

Don't be fooled by the name. Deli City is actually a diner-esque restaurant with some of the best scrapple in D.C. Also, be sure to pay your respects to Ms. Delores, a life-long employee who helps manage the restaurant.

Florida Avenue Grill

The Florida Avenue Grill calls itself the "oldest soul food restaurant in the world." It’s also a greasy spoon where it's worth saddling up to the bar. It’s the kind of place where it's customary to order a half-smoke as a side.

Jimmy T's Place

A favorite for Capitol Hill residents, Jimmy T’s is a cash-only, tightly packed diner that's known primarily for it’s reliable service and low prices.

Lincoln's Waffle Shop

The downtown area is mostly devoid of diners, which is why Lincoln’s Waffle Shop is so essential. It’s located across from Ford’s Theater and is known for dishes like home fries and waffles, of course.

Metro 29 Diner

This Arlington diner has a distinctly New York vibe, but it definitely passes on pretentiousness. Instead you get breakfast all day, plus late-night hours.

Nick's Diner

Nick’s Diner is family-owned and operated since it started serving breakfast more than 34 years ago. It has a historic status in Wheaton, and it’s a cash-only spot, open seven-days-a-week for breakfast and lunch.

Osman & Joe's Steak 'n Egg Kitchen

This place doesn't have the look and feel of a classic diner, but it's a Tenleytown institution with cheap, late night dining.

Pete's Diner

Politicians can’t agree on much, but they do agree Pete’s is the place for breakfast. The diner is a come-as-you-are favorite for Hill staffers. It also makes a mean bulgogi.

Plato's Diner

Another College Park favorite is Plato’s, a Greek diner that specializes in gyros and Greek omelets.

Tastee Diner

Tastee Diner has two locations in Bethesda and Silver Spring. It’s open 24-hours a day, and each booth comes with its own jukebox. The hotcakes are the main attraction here.

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